LONG EDDIE and the Large Cat May 2022
For the last few years, I have been the fortunate recipient of monthly ‘Jottings’ by a sensitive Suffolk artist and naturalist called Reg Snook. Hitherto I have resisted the temptation to share these but last month my defences crumbled and I sought Reg’s permission to reproduce his latest. Reg has no particular connection to the Cobbold family but I deem the fact that his tale is set in Suffolk sufficient. It’s just a jolly good little read. Anthony Cobbold. Here it is:
I have introduced you to Long Eddie before, a gentle man, tall of course (hence his title) cultured and kind but not really of this world. He often came to my studio just to chat about art and nature. He loved watching me work, never got in my way and often came up with hidden gems like the time when he and his friends (as I have said before mainly damsels) saw staring orange eyes at the dead of night in the depth of Rendlesham Forest (of course, they were long-eared owls).
Eddie lived there in a caravan hidden amongst the trees and there he worked with wood. He made wooden hurdles, fences and pallets all on his own. He loved nature – all things nature from tiny insects to the animals that roamed his neighbourhood. When Eddie arranged parties he had no trouble in encouraging similarly-minded people (mainly damsels) to attend. They would dance away the hours in the depth of the forest, swaying in the moonlight to weird music and sampling magic mushrooms soaked in Cinzano. No wonder Eddie could never recall much about these events or indeed who attended them. It was one such party that Eddie and company saw strange staring orange eyes – ghostly orange eyes. These eyes were nothing more than the roost of long-eared owls spending time in a tangled mass of gorse stems but to Eddie’s entourage, under the influence of said magic mushrooms soaked in Cinzano, it must have been really scary. If Eddie, on his travels, found an injured bird or animal, he would deliver it to me either to be repaired or despatched. Eddie could not kill anything himself.
So, Eddie came to see me, long hair, drooping moustache and beard always with a smile. He had got to know long-eared owls and enjoyed dissecting their pellets to find out what their prey had been. We chatted about birds in general (not the damsel type), animals and the flowers of the area and then Eddie, not one to exaggerate or tell porkies, gently told me of a black animal that lived near his caravan. “Quite large”, he said, “with long tail dragging on the ground”. He believed it was a panther. Yes, Eddie, of course Eddie. “I didn’t think that you would believe me”, he said in his low soft voice. “Was it before you imbibed the magic mushrooms soaked in Cinzano, you know, before your eyes glowed orange”, I asked. I could see Eddie was hurt by this crass remark. “Knew you would not believe me”. “Eddie, if you said you saw a panther, then I will take your word for it”. Anyway, my gentle friend said, “I have taken some castes of its footprints!” Now, I am no expert on big cats but these plaster casts of this animal’s paws proved that it was not a dog but a large cat. “How often do you see this creature?” I asked. “Not very often but not always at night, yesterday I saw it at midday” he replied.
I told my gentle friend that I would do my best to identify the footprint cast. “I bet it is a female cat”, I said. Eddie smiled and left. “I will call back sometime” he said. With that he was gone. I did not know what to make of this conversation. If Eddie said he had seen a panther then he had definitely seen a panther. Anyway, I had a paw-print. I guaranteed that Eddie had not told his female entourage that he had seen this large cat. (I called his friends ‘fairies’ as in Midsummer Night’s Dream.)
As a Government Inspector, I attended one or two meetings a year when the whole Inspectorate would meet up to discuss the latest Governmental proposals for the environment. The next meeting, a couple of months after my chat with Eddie, just happened to be held at the London Zoo. I remembered to take the plaster casts with me and I found time to visit the Zoo Superintendent’s office. Of course, I knew what the answer might be and Eddie’s cast was identified as being that of a panther’s paw-print and the Superintendent was not really surprised. “We get reports of panthers on the loose all the time” he said. “Strangely we have never found a dead one but I have seen panther- paw casts. Even at a distance you can tell a panther by its long tail which seems to drag on the ground.” Well, there you are, Eddie was right. I couldn’t wait to tell him.
Months went by but no Eddie. I put the plaster cast on the window sill of my studio and really forgot about it. I could not contact my gentle friend, I did not know where his caravan was situated but Eddie did eventually return, clean shaven, hair trimmed and wearing a suit with a waste-coat. I did not recognise him at first but as usual he was polite and well-spoken. His life had changed somewhat. He almost looked ‘normal’ but there was still something different about him. Actually, he had married a damsel, they had a young child and lived in rented accommodation near Wickham Market. I looked closely at him. He eyes were not orange and the dentist had been at work on his teeth. I was pleased to see him. “Ah, I have news for you,” I said, “before I forget. I took your cast of the panther’s paw to London Zoo and it was confirmed that it was what you had seen. It was a panther near your caravan”. Eddie glanced at the cast and then with a serious and straight face he said, “I don’t know what you are talking about. A panther in Rendlesham Forest. Don’t be daft.” I still have the cast and haven’t seen Long Eddie for years. I don’t suppose fairies still dance the night away in the forest and, as for Eddie, all that took place in another life. And, as for panthers roaming the countryside of Suffolk, don’t be daft.
Reg Snook